It may be that I have found evidence that the whole history of the cake and its keeper have been revised or even faked. Look at the similarities with the Life of Brian and you will see what I mean. Our intrepid investigator Captain Porridge gave me the clue when he said,
"Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Now go away!"
Maybe the Captain has been in contact with Mr G's mother?
What say you Mr G? Come on, own up, is it all a money making scam after all?
"Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Now go away!"
Maybe the Captain has been in contact with Mr G's mother?
What say you Mr G? Come on, own up, is it all a money making scam after all?
Life of Brian wrote:Crowd: Brian! Brian!
Mother: Right, my lad! What have you been up to?
Brian: Nothing, mom.
Mother: Come on! Out with it!
Brian: Oh, they ... they think I am the Messiah, mum.
Mother's hand against Brian's cheek: [Slap]
Brian: Aiih!
Mother: What have you been telling them?
Brian: Nothing, I only ...
Mother: You're only making it worse for yourself.
Brian: Look, I can explain ...
Mother's hand: [Slap]
Brian: Aih!
Judith: Let me explain, Mrs. Cohen! Your son is a born leader! Those people out there are following him because they believe
in him, Mrs Cohen! They believe he can give them hope, hope of a new life, a new world, a better future!
Mother: Who's that!?
Brian: Oih! That's ... Judith, Mom. Judith ... mother.
Mother's hand against Brian's cheek: [Slap]
Brian: Aih!
Mother: Ooohr ...
Crowd: Brian! Brian! Show us the Messiah!
Mother: Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Crowd: Who are you?
Mother: I am his mother, that's who!