''ALIENS DISCOVER ALIEN ARTIFACTS''
There has been strong speculation that recent students to Kampil (PBK headquarters) were of extraterestrial origin. Kampil, situated in UP, India, has had a long history of sightings of strange 'bodiless beings'. Locals are known to be reluctant to enter a certain area known as the 'Bermuda Triangle' of India. Vessels have been reported to have completely disappeared off the radar only to reappear several years later in a strange state of transformation.
We have it from a close source of the PBK inner circle that the aliens had successfully completed the 7 day course, and were so impressed by the nature of the Revelations of Advanced Knowledge they offered by way of Godly seva to remove any terrestrial objects left over on the moon or any other location within the solar system at the end of every Kalpa, and to remove them to an as yet undisclosed location, by the use of wormhole technology. Possibly the dark side of the moon is the ideal place for the storage of' unclaimed foreign objects' popularly known as ufos. Some critics doubt the integrity of the aliens intentions towards the 'Supreme Being' suspecting a sinister alien agenda for global domination.
MIB, see the Movie. FYI see also 'The Time Bandits'. Pay close attention. Nothing is as it seems. Trust nobody.